spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via depressionsbestfriend)

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1398097340

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life

(via ruinedchildhood)

I want them to be forevertogether get married and have adorable babies omfg this is too cute

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

(via thefuuuucomics)

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Timestamp: 1397488117

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

(via manda)

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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Timestamp: 1397487938

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